Taylor Swift & Tim Tebow Should Go on These Debauchery-Free Dream Dates

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Taylor and Tebow, sittin' in a tree ... K-I-S-S-I-N-G! Okay, so we don't know for sure if Taylor Swift and Tim Tebow are an item yet, but if they are, that silly schoolyard sing-song is actually kind of the perfect theme for their romance. Think about it: First comes love, then comes marriage, THEN comes the baby in the baby carriage ... now those are some old-school relationship values!

Don't forget, Tebow is the guy who's supposed to be "saving himself" for his someday bride; Swift, meanwhile, refuses to discuss her sex life (or lack thereof) publicly, but I think it's safe to assume she would meet even Rick Santorum's standard of saintly.

So clearly these two really are a match made in Heaven! (Cue Hallelujah chorus.) Just imagine the possible debauchery-free dream dates in their future as a couple ...

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1. Sock Hop & Soda Shop: What could be more fun than a fella taking his best girl to the big sock hop? Stopping by the soda shop after the dance, of course! Taylor would look super cute in saddle shoes and a poodle skirt, and Tebow was born to wear a varsity letterman's jacket. It'll be keen!

2. Church Picnic: While most twenty-somethings see Sunday as an opportunity to recover from Saturday with a good Bloody Mary, Taylor and Tebow would be up at the crack of dawn packing a big wicker basket with Taylor's famous fried chicken and dumplings ... enough to feed an entire congregation of hungry worshippers! While Taylor leads the girls' chorus in a rousing rendition of "Bringing in the Sheaves," Tebow can organize a game of touch football for the altar boys.

3. Couples' Book Club Night: It's great when all the gals and guys can get together, enjoy some sparkling cider, and indulge their love for literature. And there are so many great choices on the list of "acceptable" books -- who needs The Da Vinci Code anyway?

I could go on all day! Square dances, neighborhood "clean up your park" day, corn-husking contests ...

What do you think Taylor Swift and Tim Tebow should do on a date?

 

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