Tim Tebow's Miraculous 3:16 Win Freaks Out the Skeptics

Tim TebowOkay, God, we get it. You're a huge Tim Tebow fan. Especially after the whole John 3:16 miracle thing this weekend. Like, you made your point. But, with all due respect, what's next? Is he gonna swap his helmet for a halo? Will ailing spectators find themselves inexplicably healed after attending a Broncos game? (You'll never believe it! I was in a wheelchair when I got to that game, and I walked out of the stadium on my own two feet!)

In all seriousness, you don't have to be into football or God to find the events of Sunday's Broncos/Steelers game a bit ... um, how shall I put this?

Freaking bizarre? I mean, as much as I want to say, "Whatever, just a wacky coincidence," I'm kind of afraid the heavens will smite me down with a bolt of lightning. Can you blame me?? Consider the details ...

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As you know, Tebow's all about John 3:16 (the bible verse he painted onto his eye black). Not only did he manage to win the game for the Broncos (a miracle indeed), he passed for 316 yards against the Steelers, setting an NFL playoff record with 31.6 yards per completion.

Yeah, that's right: 3:16/316/31.6

Random coincidence or sign from the Almighty Creator? And if it was a message from on high, what is The Man Upstairs trying to tell us?

Well, here's the actual verse:

"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life."

Good lord, does this mean Tim Tebow is the second coming? Tim Tebow really is Jesus?!?!?!

I'm totally just kidding, relax. That is, I think I'm just kidding. Is it too late to say I believe in Tebow? Oh no, I'm doomed! Is that thunder I hear?

What do you think about Tim Tebow's miraculous 3:16 win?

 

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