Kris Humphries 'Gay' Rumors Better Not Wreck His Game

kris humphries gayStar magazine may not exactly be known for its high-quality journalism, but that doesn't make it any less nauseating that they're reporting a new low in the Kris Humphries-Kim Kardashian divorce drama. According to their sources, Kim had to break it off with the NBA player, because he's gay! Oh, dear ... obviously, the rumor is an attempt to make him out to be the troublemaker in their split. That's one thing, but it's quite another to stir up rumors about something very personal that could in some way mess with his (already stalled, hello, he's a free agent and the NBA has been locked out FOREVER!) reputation and livelihood!

Not that his sexuality or rumors about it should have any bearing on his pro-basketball career, but unfortunately, it could.

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Let's consider the alleged proof. Star's source claims that after their honeymoon, Kris wouldn't have sex with Kim for weeks, and when she tried to spice things up with a striptease, he said, "Later, babe. I'm watching SportsCenter now." Bhahaha! Oh, and he also gets pedicures and dresses really well ... and err, well, this Stir staff discovery wasn't mentioned in Star, but have you seen the tight, yellow short shorts he sports in his Twitter account background? Yeah, he must play for the other team!!!

OR might it just mean the guy is devoted to his career? You know, he might have been distracted by the NBA lockout and the fact that he was out of work. Most guys don't really feel like getting it on when they're feeling crappy about being unemployed. Or maybe he wasn't into Kim once they started fighting nonstop -- which doesn't exactly set a positive tone for intimacy? As for the pedis and dressing, well, ehh, so what if he likes to take good care of himself! Seems to me Kim should have spent a little bit more time getting to know her groom before she walked down the aisle.

Personally, I don't see Kris being gay, and I can only guess that these rumors are a PR attempt to make him out to be a liar and a closeted, cold jerk. Still, most of us are smart enough to know it's just a sad and dirty way of spinning Kris as the villain. The good news is I'm sure he'll come out on top in the end.

What do you make of this gossip? Do you think the Kardashians hope calling Kris "gay" will destroy his reputation and career?


Image via Star magazine

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