David Beckham Does the Sexiest Thing to His Soccer Cleats

david beckhamJust in case you needed a reason to fall harder in love with Mr. Posh Spice, David Beckham, there's this: The soccer star's cleats currently have the names of his children -- all four of them -- on them. That's right, tatted up Becks kicks ass on the field in a pair of pink shoes that say, "Brooklyn, Romeo, Cruz, and Harper."

Shhh. If you listen closely enough, you can hear thousands of women spontaneously liquefying and melting into puddles onto the ground, never to be solid again. Damn you, Beckham!


I mean, who does this guy think he is? Is he kidding? He's hot, he's rich, he's a really good athlete, he has a beautiful wife and kids, now this? It seems like he's trying to hurt us, ladies. This is messed up! Don't you think this seems personal?

However, I will say that David Beckham is part of a select group of dudes who can actually wear pink shoes with their kids' names on them and look sexier for doing so. Sorry, but it's true. Dads who dote on their kids are always sexy, but most of them best leave the personalized, pink shoes to guys like Becks. I mean, come on, the juxtaposition of a scruffy, rugged guy with tattoos and shoes that declare his love for his kiddies! It's enough to break your ovaries in two!

Whatever, though. We're mad at David, remember? He's just trying to rub his perfect life and his hotness in our faces. And that's not attractive. Well, maybe it is a little bit when it's coming from David Beckham.

What do you think of David Beckham and his adorable cleats?


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