New details from Kim Kardashian's wedding are emerging by the second (this just in! Khloe ate a donut at the reception!) but no detail is more important to me than the wedding menu. Fortunately, the peeps over at TMZ got a copy of Kim and Kris' special day bill of fare, and by all accounts, it's pretty damn boring.

Was it because Kim wanted to make sure no one at her wedding got bloated? Or worse, gained a pound? Was it because she was trying to save money? Was it because caterer Wolfgang Puck secretly hates the Kardashian family? I mean, what other reasons could there be that explain this lackluster menu!

Planning a wedding? Forget the canapes and poached salmon. Wedding planners are starting to get a little more fun and a lot more creative when it comes to catering. What are the latest trends in wedding food? Hopefully nothing old, lots of new, something borrowed -- from a barn -- and something blue -- like a Popsicle!

We know that gourmet food trucks are all the rage, especially after the huge success of the Food Network's The Great Food Truck Race. But food trucks catering the food at a wedding? Color me skeptical.

Here you thought the Royal Couple was having a nice, simple, "austerity times" luncheon. Well, did you know that their wedding cake actually contains secret messages in the flowers? That those flowers are actually code?

Okay, it's not as sinister as that. Kate and Will's wedding cake -- the fancy one, not the silly chocolate "biscuit" groom's cake -- was decorated with 17 different flower designs all symbolizing different meanings according to the Language of Flowers. (There's a Language of Flowers? Is that what wee English fairies speak?) Keep reading to find out what Kate the Great's cake said.

With a little more than two weeks to go until Prince William and Kate Middleton tie the knot in the most glorious, magnificent, world-changing event of the 21st century (or so you'd think judging from the hype), all varieties of royal wedding memorabilia are out in full force. Okay, that's an understatement. It's infiltrating every aspect of our LIVES! You can bling your fingers out, hang your laundry, sip your tea, and now ... eat your breakfast as a tribute to the soon-to-be-married royal couple.

Forget that bowl of stale, personality-less Kashi or Raisin Bran. Where's the royal wedding fun in that? You'll be better off filling your with Royal Breakfast Special Kate's and Wills’ Royal O’s! It's a complete, once-in-a-lifetime breakfast.

You know, I'm starting to feel a little thankful that my invitation to the Royal Wedding was intercepted by Interpol and didn't make it to my mailbox in NYC. At first as I was all, not again! But now I'm grateful for the excuse to miss the big day for Will and Kate.

Why, you ask? Well. Have you seen what the cakes are going to be made of?

Along with all the other details we're dying to know about the upcoming royal wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton is: What are they going to eat on the big day? While an official royal wedding menu hasn't been released, Princess Diana's former chef, Darren McGrady, has predicted what's going to be on it (anyone taking bets?), and it sounds royally unimpressive.

He says it may start following the ceremony with a champagne breakfast including things like smoked salmon and sausage rolls, which are always a hit -- are those kind of like pigs in a blanket?

Apparently, there will be no big sit down meal, but rather a buffet. A buffet?! If I'm going to a ROYAL wedding, I'd expect my own personal waiter, not having to stand in line and schlep for myself alongside everyone else. But apparently that's the "modern" thing to do.

Most women consider the wedding dress and the wedding cake to be two of the most important items of a matrimonial celebration. What happens when the two are combined in one?

Your eyes do not deceive you: This is, in fact, a bridal gown with a full skirt made of cake!