Move over Punxsutawney Phil. (Yes, he saw his shadow. The end.) A tall, green stranger is stepping out of your shadow and moving into your spotlight. I'm not talking about the Jolly Green Giant. I'm talking about something far weirder. Behold, the fortune-telling asparagus!
No, wait -- meet Jemima Packington, the ASPARAMANCER. A woman who has romances with asparagus? Close -- a woman who tells the future using asparagus. As you do. Here's why she's got it all over that silly groundhog.
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Who couldn't use a little bit of extra luck for 2012? Nearly every culture has a traditional food that's supposed to bring good luck for the New Year, and in China dumplings are said to do the trick. (Apparently they resemble the gold ingots that were once used as Chinese currency.) Chinese New Year isn't until January 23, but dumplings are a perfect, kid-friendly finger food for any New Year's Eve party -- and they're a lot easier to make than you'd expect!
Finally, something vegans and meat-eaters can agree about: The new "Sh*t Vegans Say" video is HI-larious. Ari Solomon, AKA
If you don't think Anthony Bourdain is hilarious, then I pity you, I really do. Sure, he can come off a little snarky and over the top at times. But he's one of the world's most famous celebrity chefs, not to mention an Emmy-winning TV personality; of course, he has a strong point of view! In fact, being an a-hole -- and a really smart and worldly one at that -- is his shtick. So you can put on your whiny pants and complain about how "offensive" he is, or you can lighten up and laugh. It's up to you.

It may be the end of an era as a 600-year-old dog eating festival in Qianxi, China was banned this year, for the first time in its history. You know there are some puppies in the region breathing a sigh of relief right now as the festival usually
To all the stores carrying sweaters already and anyone else who won't stop talking about how "summer's over," I'd like to remind you it's not technically over until the autumnal equinox on September 23. Still, I guess if you go by the school year or Labor Day, it feels like we have only nanoseconds until we have to say goodbye to the best season of the year. Sniff, sniff.
It happens every summer. After months of waiting, July rolls around and suddenly, the heirloom tomatoes arrive! And by "heirloom tomatoes," I mean just about any variety of non-hybrid tomato, especially the ones with unusual colors and shapes. Those different kinds all have unique flavors, which is part of the fun. Throughout most of the United States, they're available only from July through September.