I have something to confess: My husband taught my son how to say, "Glass of wine, Mommy?" when I got frazzled at the end of the day. There's just something about dealing with the little people that drives you to drink sometimes. Not that we're hitting the bottle after every tantrum! We're just fantasizing about hitting the bottle after every tantrum.

So finally there's a wine for that: Mommy Juice Wine. Yes, they finally got around to bottling maternal angst. And I'm not sure how I feel about it. No, actually, I do know how I feel about it: Embarrassed and thrilled. Both.

If you're reading this, I'm hoping you're either a dad or a child with excellent reading comprehension skills capable of frying eggs. Are you looking for ideas for preparing Mom breakfast in bed for Mother's Day? Well, you came to the right place. That kind of thinking will earn you extra points in your household -- especially you, Dad.

And if this is a mom, what the heck. Print this out and just say: "On Mother's Day, I shall expect breakfast in bed at 9:30 a.m. That is all."

It's actually pretty easy. A few key details are all you need to make this little gesture mean everything to the well-deserving mom in your life.

You guys. I just went on a donut-tasting tour this weekend. My friend Nicole Taylor has been leading these donut tours in different neighborhoods throughout the city and I finally joined her for a tour through Bed Stuy. It was donutastic. It was donutacular. It was a donustravaganza.

Naturally I took pictures of all the donuts -- have a look!

Remember when Willy Wonka let the kids try out some lickable wallpaper? Well, it only took 40 or so years, but someone finally made lickable wallpaper for real! English chef Heston Blumenthal and artist Damien Hirst created a wallpaper that supposedly tastes just like Jaffa Cakes. And they installed it in an elevator -- an "edible lift," if you will.

Oh I have so many questions about this wallpaper! Don't you? First of all, who gets to lick it? What about sharing germs? Do I really want to re-lick a licked spot? Where can I find this wallpaper? And what the hell are Jaffa Cakes?

What is going on here?Happy National Grilled Cheese Day! Did you know that's today? Like I need another excuse to make myself a grilled cheese sandwich. As long as you're not lactose intolerant there is much to love about this non-holiday. Much indeed.

We already shared with you a full platter of scrumptious grilled cheese sandwiches ideas. But did you know there was a dark side to the classic? There are those who would twist the sandwich into something so unholy, so revolting, it's almost unrecognizable. Witness: Grilled Cheese Sandwiches Gone Horribly Wrong.

Have you ever wanted to apologize -- with food? Me too, all the time. Nothing says "I'm sorry" like painstakingly arranging alphabet soup letters to spell out exactly how awful you feel about your terrible misunderstanding. No, I'm serious -- that's what a woman did for her pasta-loving boyfriend. And then, because this kind of thing really does need to be shared, "pretzelprincess" posted it on Reddit.

This, my friends, is a thing of beauty: All those little letters, all those pasta puns.

You guys. I just went on a cruise on the brand spankin' new Disney Fantasy and it was AMAZEBALLS! Disney let The Stir get a sneak peek of its newest ship, the Fantasy, and I can't wait to tell you all about it starting with the most important thing: FOOD.

Now most cruise lines are pretty good about feeding kids what they like to eat, but Disney is not about "like." Disney is about love, imagination, and fantasy -- in other words, dining on board the Fantasy isn't just about eating. It's a full-on fairytale experience.

Just because Jennifer Lawrence is such a bad-ass. And just because we can't stop talking about Hunger Games. And just because we love it when people throw food. We give you: The Jimmy Fallon vs. Jennifer Lawrence Three Point Shootout Video.

Watch the pair toss buckets of KFC fried chicken and McDonald's Shamrock Shakes into a hoop. Who. Will. WIN? I'm placing my bets on the chick.