Hey ladies, are you still looking for Mr. Right? A man who's smart, sensitive (but strong), funny, adventurous, easy-going ... and preferably looks like Alexander Skarsgard? (Or, you know -- IS Alexander Skarsgard.) Well, let me tell you where you won't find him: The brand new "man aisle" at one NYC grocery store. That's right, the "man aisle."
What, pray tell, might one find in such a gender-specific spot as this? Well, the most obvious and clichéd choice would be to guess that the shelves are stocked with such macho must-haves as chips, barbecue sauce, razors, condoms and booze. And if that's what you guessed ... you win! (God knows what you get for a prize. Beef jerky, perhaps? Just kidding, you get nothing. It is the MAN aisle, after all! AHAHAHAHA!)
Anyway, I'm not kidding about the razors and booze and stuff.