I'm here to tell you about the tea party. No, not The Tea Party! This is the food section, people. Tea parties. Nothing to do with Republicans. Unless you want to invite some Tea Partiers to your tea party. Which is totally up to you. I mean, it's a free country. Anyway, back to tea parties. They can be fun. Right? They sound fun anyway. Who doesn't like tea parties? Tea, scones, little sandwiches, the whole kit-n-kaboodle. You can't go wrong. And kids love to play with tea sets. So, you know, break out your tea set, and the kids' tea set, and invite some Tea Partiers, or not, and let's get down to what makes an excellent tea party that kids will love too.