We have a saying in our home: I am not a short-order cook. That means if I make pad Thai for dinner, we all eat pad Thai for dinner -- no get out of jail free card, no special requests for mac & cheese. But breakfast is different. You want your eggs scrambled, over-easy, sunny-side up? You got it. Well, up to a point.
Even on the weekends, you probably don't want to whip up pancakes for one kid and eggs for another kid. That's why I love the kinds of breakfasts that are flexible enough to please a wide range of palates -- but without making the chef crazy. Here are my favorite customized-breakfast ideas.
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Ah, the holidays. You bleed money for weeks while you shop for gifts. Then Christmas dinner rolls around and you find yourself turning your pockets inside-out and finding two nickles and some lint. Are you dreading paying for that giant, extravagant ham? That budget-busting prime rib? Isn't there a cheaper way to celebrate?
Holidays 101: Baking and decorating batches and batches of sugary cookies shaped like reindeer and stars and snowmen and Christmas trees is absolutely mandatory. If you can't produce a few dozen, you're basically the Grinch. Oh, and this is definitely supposed to be a kid-friendly kitchen activity! Otherwise you might as well put coal in their stockings.
In my opinion, homemade holiday gifts are the best kind. Particularly if they're edible, and especially if they're chocolate. Nothing would make me happier than to get a gift-wrapped box of homemade fudge as a Christmas present. (Actually, who am I kidding? You don't have to gift-wrap it. Put the fudge in a zip-lock bag for all I care. It's fudge!!)
BEHOLD! Knives flashing over shiny vegetables! All-important taste tests! Apple-spewing! Yelling! Poofy hair and golden capes! Jason Schwartzman! It's Cast Iron Cooks -- a wacky new segment on Sesame Street.
I don't know about your kids, but mine aren't huge fans of pumpkin pie. Every Thanksgiving I watch them try to like it, because, well, by the time you're 4 years old, you know pumpkin pie is practically the whole point of the holiday, but they're still not sold. (Hey, I didn't like it when I was little either. I had an annual tradition of accepting a slice only so I could eat the dollop of whipped cream off the top, then dump the pie itself in the trash.)
If you've seen the tearjerker classic film Steel Magnolias, you remember the groom's cake. Although it looked like a gray armadillo on the outside, the cake itself was blood red. Not exactly uber-appetizing, huh! Who would have thought that however many years later, the traditional Southern red velvet cake would be the "it" dessert of the moment. One the whole country was salivating over?
This time of year always brings back great childhood memories of my dad taking me to an old-timey candy shop outside Chicago known for their fresh caramel apples. Every fall, it was a tradition to go in and get a couple of them. Sometimes, for an extra special treat, we would get one or two that weren't only coated in fresh caramel, but also had a layer of chocolate. To me, that was always the ultimate!!
I just can't get enough of ridiculous late-night infomercials. Every time I see one, I have the same reaction: "Wait, am I watching an episode of SNL? This can't possibly be a real infomercial ... oh my god, it IS a real infomercial!"