Fifth Third Burger at the Ballpark

Kim Conte
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The Fifth Third Burger can feed a family of four.


And just so you don't think that all I do is rant against junk food, I now present the infamously mammoth Fifth Third Burger—offered at the West Michigan Whitecaps minor league concession stand—for your viewing pleasure.




Priced at $20, the burger, which is named after Fifth Third Bank, is 5/3 (1.66) pounds of beef with lettuce, tomato, salsa, sour cream, chili, and Fritos on a sesame bun. It has 4,889 calories and 299 grams of fat. Whoever finishes it in one sitting, gets...wait for it...a Fifth Third Burger T-Shirt!

I feel sick.

Would you eat the Fifth Third Burger?


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