The Fifth Third Burger can feed a family of four.
And just so you don't think that all I do is rant against junk food, I now present the infamously mammoth Fifth Third Burger—offered at the West Michigan Whitecaps minor league concession stand—for your viewing pleasure.
Priced at $20, the burger, which is named after Fifth Third Bank, is 5/3 (1.66) pounds of beef with lettuce, tomato, salsa, sour cream, chili, and Fritos on a sesame bun. It has 4,889 calories and 299 grams of fat. Whoever finishes it in one sitting, gets...wait for it...a Fifth Third Burger T-Shirt!
I feel sick.
Would you eat the Fifth Third Burger?