What People Are REALLY Thinking at a Summer Cookout

Food, friends, and fun under the hot summer sun. It’s the perfect combination of things you love, and yet even the greatest party could be a little bit better with just a few minor adjustments. Here’s a glimpse into the minds of what your fellow cookout guests are thinking:

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1. “Whoever brought the water balloons is personally responsible for my kids when they get wet.”  

2. “Thank goodness caftans are in style right now, because I will be spending a lot of time at the dessert table today.”

3. “Who invited the mosquitoes, and should we be alarmed they have napkins tucked under their chins?”

4. “How many stuffed mushrooms can I eat before the other guests stage an intervention?”

5. “Don’t ask me to choose! When the question is ‘Do you want  Edwards® Hershey’s Chocolate Crème Pie or Edwards® Key Lime Pie?’ the only answer is ‘Yes.’”

6. “Am I too old to strip down to my underwear and run through the sprinklers?”

7. “Anyone who chooses fruit for dessert when there are other options available deserves cantaloupe that tastes like sadness. On the other hand, more of the sweet treats for me!”

8. “I think I’m stuck in this hammock, but I’m not mad about it.”

9. “Can we come back and do this again tomorrow?”

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