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7 Drinks & Desserts With Sexy Names to Serve on Valentine's Night

LifestylePublished Feb 4, 2016
By Liz Alterman
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Valentine's Day is the perfect time to surprise the one we love with some suggestive food and drinks. Don't worry, we're not implying that anyone shape a meal into a provocative body part. Nothing like that. In fact, when it comes to these sensual recipes, the names say it all! These fun ideas for drinks and dessert come with just the right amount of naughty.

Sure, oysters and pomegranates are supposed to be a few of the aphrodisiac foods, but they're so very messy to eat. Maybe that's the idea, we don't know. But we dare to wonder if some of those delicious looking dessert and cocktail recipes with wonderfully sexy, made-up names might just do the trick. A bite of Slutty Brownie followed by a Sex on a Snowbank chaser, anyone? It's pretty easy to see where this is going ... 

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If a romantic evening at home is on the Valentine's Night agenda this year, put one or two of these seductive recipes on the menu, alongside a juicy filet mignon. We can just imagine all the blushing that will follow in the days after ... just thinking about it!

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Sex in a Pan
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Sex in a Pan

Jo of Jo Cooks says she has no idea why this recipe is called Sex in a Pan, but she suspects it's "maybe because it’s so good." Look at all those creamy layers. They're sure to have you begging for more.

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Black Slippery Nipple

Micheline at Cocktail Hunter says this Black Slippery Nipple "is one of the easiest to layer and very tasty, making it a very popular drink at parties. Certified Yummy!"

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Slutty Brownies
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Slutty Brownies

Rosie of The Londoner says of her Slutty Brownies: "They’re best served warm from the oven, with good quality vanilla ice cream." Yum! She also notes that this "ultimate comfort food" can be whipped up within an hour!

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Sex on a Snowbank
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Sex on a Snowbank

Sex on a Snowbank is a naughty but nice twist on that popular summertime fave: Sex on the Beach. Minnesotan Janel at Nellie Bellie came up with this recipe that's sure to make coconut fans fall head over heels in love!

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Orange Dirty Shirley
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Orange Dirty Shirley

Heather at Who Needs a Cape shares her recipe for this tempting cocktail: the Orange Dirty Shirley. Think of this as a grown-up Shirley Temple!

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Chocolate Buttery Nipple Cupcakes
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Chocolate Buttery Nipple Cupcakes

Ellie at The Bitchin' Kitchin created these decadent Chocolate Buttery Nipple Cupcakes. As if you needed any additional motivation to try them, there's Bailey's Irish Cream and Butterscotch Schnapps in the frosting!

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Sex in the Woods

It seems only fitting that Dan at Mantitlement would use Climax Moonshine to concoct his appropriately named Sex in the Woods cocktail. The food blogger warns that it packs a wallop, so don't get too excited!

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