The worst has happened and the world is ending: The New York Times publicly endorsed (a.k.a. tweeted) a recipe that puts peas in guacamole, and the Internet lost its shiz. There's really no other way to say it. Everybody is freaking out, AS THEY SHOULD BE. We get that you want to save money, NYT, but GOD, at what cost?!
Anyways, the one beautiful thing about this whole mess is that for once, the Internet agrees on something: Adding peas to guacamole is a terrible idea. Hell, even Barack Obama and Jeb Bush agree on this one, and Democrats and Republicans can't agree on anything.
It also opened up space for the humorous side of Twitter to poke its head out, and the results have us LOLing. People really are losing it, and here are the results:
respect the nyt, but not buying peas in guac. onions, garlic, hot peppers. classic. https://t.co/MEEI8QHH1V
— President Obama (@POTUS) July 1, 2015
You don't put peas in guacamole https://t.co/kG3ewrVv6f
— Jeb Bush (@JebBush) July 1, 2015
How to Make Guacamole With Green Peas: 1. Mush up some avacados 2. Throw green peas in trash 3. Enjoy
— delrayser (@delrayser) July 1, 2015
. B P E A S I N G H G U A C A M O L E Z I
— Jane C. Hu (@jane_c_hu) July 1, 2015
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the nyt would have been fine if they had just said "add guacamole to peas"
— Patrick M (@MrBikferd) July 2, 2015
Peas in guacamole?! We fought two world wars and invented a space program so we could have this world? WTF.
— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) July 1, 2015
You know what's great in guac? Skittles.
— emily nussbaum (@emilynussbaum) July 2, 2015
THIS is why we have trust issues! Why ruin guacamole?? #StopTryingToMakePeasHappen http://t.co/NPxLbpxC9P
— Your Georgia Country (@YourGACountry) July 2, 2015
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I'm going to make guacamole with kale just to see what happens next.
— Maureen Johnson (@maureenjohnson) July 1, 2015
Conspiracy theory: media was distracting us w/that "peas in guacamole" sideshow in order to sneak this "end of bubblewrap" thing by America.
— Jeff B@AoSHQDD (@EsotericCD) July 2, 2015
Just because adding peas to your guacamole doesn't taste bad, doesn't mean you should do it. Have some respect for yourselves.
— Carrie Raisler (@TVandDinners) July 1, 2015
#Peas and #guacamole: still a better love story than Twilight
— Charlotte Moore (@cavaticat) July 1, 2015
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I think the peas in the guacamole are gold and white.
— Peter Sagal (@petersagal) July 1, 2015
#YouMightPutPeasInGuacamoleIf you are the kind of person that also hides spinach in kid's brownies #Guacamolegate
— Texas Spoonie (@texasspoonie) July 1, 2015
Guacamole, but with peas in it https://t.co/Is26qZ2R2M
— Lachlan Markay (@lachlan) July 1, 2015
Would you ever put peas in guacamole?? Oh God, please don't say yes.
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