Chrissy Teigen's Sick Food Jokes Make Us LOL (Photos)

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If you follow model Chrissy Teigen's Instagram, one thing becomes obvious: The girl is obsessed with food. Hot bikini selfies? Not so much. No, for Teigen, beautiful is a box of osso bucco steaks. And wait until you hear what she says about what her two favorite salad dressings should do together.

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Did you know Chrissy Teigen has a food blog? For real! (You have to read her recipe for bacon-wrapped jalapeno poppers -- just do it and come right back here.) We hear she's working on a cookbook, which is awesome because Teigen is damn funny when she talks about cooking and eating. Check out some of these Instagram posts.

Teigen lampoons that James Blunt song, "You're Beautiful," with a box of raw osso buco steaks.

She wants her salad dressings to make love. Don't we all?

We feel the same way about potato salad.

tato salad!

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You will never feel the same way about quail again. Or chihuahuas.

Roasting quail but feeling like I'm cooking chihuahuas

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What to eat when you're "mcbloatstown."

Cooking for mae because mae is bloaty mcbloatstown

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Okay, but tell us how you really feel about the anti-inflammatory salad ...

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Maybe don't try her pro tip.

When you can't find a bunch of parsley ...

Aww! What a sweet guy. Wait, sweet? He better be! John Legend is one super lucky guy for many reasons, most of them edible.

Do you think Chrissy Teigen is insanely disciplined around food or does she just have a ridic metabolism?

 

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