15 Symptoms of Social Media-Induced Gluten Intolerance Disorder

eating lots of breadI think it's time I come clean about my new condition. You see, I have a contagious form of gluten intolerance -- I caught it from Facebook. But you could pick it up from Twitter, Pinterest, even Instagram. Check to see if you recognize these telling yet ambiguous signs ...

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And then definitely do not bring them up with your doctor because she'll just laugh you out of her office.

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1. You feel bloated every time you see a photo of bread.

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2. You've started pinning gluten-free recipes to your Pinterest baking board.

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3. You've been experimenting with chick pea, rice, and tapioca flours -- and there's a bag of xantham gum in your Amazon cart.

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4. You've read Wheat Belly (okay not really, you just saw the author on Dr. Oz) and are definitely giving up all grains. Next week.

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5. You're blaming your brain fog on the bagels, not on your lack of sleep or your never-ending to-do list.

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6. You feel a twinge of envy every time you see someone eat a doughnut -- because of the gluten, not because of the calories.

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7. You wonder if you really are "poisoning" your kids when you pack them sandwiches on ordinary bread.

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8. You're the only one of your friends who still eats cupcakes and it's getting awkward.

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9. How else do you explain those eight pounds you put on this winter?

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10. You're always just so tired. Or seeing everyone's photos of quinoa salad.

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11. You're not exactly sure what inflammation is, but it probably explains why you feel so hot and angry right now.

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12. You've become one of those annoying people who asks, "is this gluten free?"

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13. Something something thyroid adrenals -- yeah I have that, too!

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14. You've started giving your newly-diagnosed celiac friends advice on which fast food is gluten-free. (None of it.) (Maybe kind of Chipotle.)

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15. The smell of Cinnabon wafting through the mall triggers symptoms of acute anxiety.

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How many of these symptoms do you have?

 

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