10 Times Pizza Totally Saved Your Life​

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Looking for a completely and totally valid excuse to order pizza tonight? (Oh, you are too.) Here goes: It's National Pizza Day!! Could there be a more perfect reason to indulge in literally every sane human being's favorite comfort food? One can't just go around ignoring the very important cultural traditions associated with a holiday of this caliber, after all. 

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(Disclaimer: National Pizza Day might not actually be an official "holiday," per se, but it's as close to a government-mandated Day of Cheese Worship as we're ever gonna get, so might as well go with it.) I mean, think about it: Pizza deserves a day of recognition and appreciation. In fact, we're willing to bet the stuff has pretty much saved your life on numerous occasions. Such as:

1. When you have that first piece of pizza after a juice cleanse. Pizza, my one true love!! WE'LL NEVER BE APART AGAIN!!!

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2. When you forget to think of something to cook for dinner and DIVINE PIZZA INSPIRATION hits.

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3. When you realize there are so many empty pizza takeout boxes in your house, you might as well make furniture out of them.

domino's couch4. When your kid is having a sleepover party and the delivery man rings the doorbell. COME AND GET IT!!!

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5. When what you really, really need is a tropical vacation but you're like, Oh well, I guess a pizza will do.

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6. When you've been stuck at work for way too long and your boss orders pizza for everybody.

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7. But then everybody else gets to the conference room before you and you're like, Hold up, that pepperoni pie is MINE!!!

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8. When you're totally not going to cheat on your diet, except honestly, who's ever gonna know?!

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9. When the sitter doesn't show and you have to cancel your romantic dinner with your hubby: Wine and pizza night!

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10. When your PMS cravings are just a little tiny bit out of control.

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See what we mean?

Will you be ordering a pizza tonight?

 

Image via Marcel Tarnogorski/Flickr

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