These cheeky fruits don't come cheap. They're sold for the equivalent of $80 a box! Clealy they are worth every penny.
They say size doesn't count. It's more about what you do with it. Except they also say it's all about width, not length. At any rate, it's pretty hard to look at an eggplant and not think of a man's favorite organ.
Here's the circumcised version. Oh, did I just ruin pigs in a blanket for you? #sorrynotsorry
Soft, delicate, fuzzy: Don't forget nature's Schweddy balls. Also known as apricots.
But back to the ladies! Real men love oysters. There's a reason why they're considered an aphrodisiac.
And now for the sexiest body part of all! Wait for it ... wait for it ... That's right, the brain!