Bikini-Clad Peach 'Butts' Are Too Hilarious to Eat (PHOTOS)

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  • Peach Butts


    These cheeky fruits don't come cheap. They're sold for the equivalent of $80 a box! Clealy they are worth every penny.

  • Eggplant


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    They say size doesn't count. It's more about what you do with it. Except they also say it's all about width, not length. At any rate, it's pretty hard to look at an eggplant and not think of a man's favorite organ.

  • Pigs in a Blanket


    © iStock/Lauri Patterson

    Here's the circumcised version. Oh, did I just ruin pigs in a blanket for you? #sorrynotsorry

  • Apricots


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    Soft, delicate, fuzzy: Don't forget nature's Schweddy balls. Also known as apricots.

  • Oyster


     © iStock/LuVo

    But back to the ladies! Real men love oysters. There's a reason why they're considered an aphrodisiac. 

  • Walnut


    © iStock/Floortje

    And now for the sexiest body part of all! Wait for it ... wait for it ... That's right, the brain!

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