Bikini-Clad Peach 'Butts' Are Too Hilarious to Eat (PHOTOS)

Adriana Velez | Aug 4, 2014 Food & Party
Bikini-Clad Peach 'Butts' Are Too Hilarious to Eat (PHOTOS)

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You know how you feel when someone sends you a gift box of fruit around the holidays? "Gee, apples. Thanks!" SIGH. Talk about anti-climactic. Would it have been so hard to choose a box of chocolate instead? Well, here's one gift box of fruit no one is ever going to complain about: Sexy peach butts. These peaches dressed up in itty bitty ladies' panties are being sold in China. You HAVE to see the photo -- we love it!

Everyone already knows peaches look like bottoms. Why not go all the way and dress them up while you're at it? I think this idea really has legs. Maybe they should extend the line to include some of these other sexy foods.

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What other foods would you like to see dressed up in a gift box?

 

Image via © iStock/nickpo

  • Peach Butts

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    These cheeky fruits don't come cheap. They're sold for the equivalent of $80 a box! Clealy they are worth every penny.

  • Eggplant

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    © iStock/chengyuzheng

    They say size doesn't count. It's more about what you do with it. Except they also say it's all about width, not length. At any rate, it's pretty hard to look at an eggplant and not think of a man's favorite organ.

  • Pigs in a Blanket

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    © iStock/Lauri Patterson

    Here's the circumcised version. Oh, did I just ruin pigs in a blanket for you? #sorrynotsorry

  • Apricots

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    © iStock/laylandmasuda

    Soft, delicate, fuzzy: Don't forget nature's Schweddy balls. Also known as apricots.

  • Oyster

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     © iStock/LuVo

    But back to the ladies! Real men love oysters. There's a reason why they're considered an aphrodisiac. 

  • Walnut

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    © iStock/Floortje

    And now for the sexiest body part of all! Wait for it ... wait for it ... That's right, the brain!

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