Are you eating your lunch as you peruse the site? Might want to put down that sandwich, because this one? It will make you lose your appetite and then some. When one restaurant patron ordered calamari, she expected it to be a bit chewy. That's sort of what calamari's known for, right? Being so chewy and delicious? So when this particular squid was a little hard to chew, Mai Liang thought nothing of it...until it wouldn't yield it all.
She removed the bite of food from her mouth to find that it wasn't food at all. It was a condom. *Pause here to allow sufficient time for screaming and possible trips to the bathroom*. And we're back. Yeah. Can you even imagine? Customer Mai Liang's mind went to the worst place possible after identifying the foreign object in her food: Had the condom been...used? *Pause here for more screaming and maybe another trip to the bathroom followed by a good crying-jag*.
But it gets even grosser. Yeah -- to answer your question -- that's a thing that is actually possible. When Mai showed the restaurant owner the nasty action in her grub, the restaurant owner accused HER of putting the condom in her own meal just to get a free bite to eat. I don't want to sit down and do math (because that's difficult for me) but let's go ahead and assume that including cost of effort alone, putting a condom in your meal still isn't worth doing if you're on the hunt for free lunch.
Mai was shocked by the owner's accusation. But she was more shocked by what she did next -- the lady-owner ATE THE CONDOM TO STOP THE ARGUMENT. I can't. I have no words. I mean, this is a case of the customer being right working out for everyone! The owner should have apologized, comped the meal, and fired the chef responsible. No sweat! Instead, just to prove god-knows-what she put herself at risk by ingesting the condom AND alienated her customers. Totally insane and totally gross. I'll be giving calamari a wide-berth from here on out.
What's the grossest thing you've ever found in your food? For me it is a living centipede.