Thinking of going vegan in 2014? Maybe you should look away from these photos. Or maybe you should take a closer look, just to say goodbye to some of the yummiest foods ever invented. You know, just to make sure you're making the right decision. Do you realize what you're giving up? It just makes me sad. I mean, don't get me wrong. I admire your resolve, really, I do. It's just that ... I cannot possibly conceive of going vegan as long as I know these foods are out there.
We can talk about why America is the most indulgent, wasteful, decadent country in the world another day. Today we're talking about why it's a mistake to go vegan. Did I say talking? I meant looking at pictures.