You guys, I am greatly disillusioned. It's just so horrible, how do I even start? Apparently Domestic Goddess Martha Stewart tweets the most revolting food photography ever seen. Yes, that Martha Stewart. Ms. Perfect. The woman behind one of the most pristinely photographed lifestyle magazines EVER. The woman who pretty much invented modern-day entertaining. (She didn't but let's just pretend she did.) The woman who prefaces every ingredient in every recipe with the words, "the best you can find." Her own personal food photography? Craptastic. You have to see it. Just promise me you won't look at these photos while you're eating because ... ughhhh.