Bread That Looks Like X-Rated Body Part Is All Kinds of Bizarre

cherry blossomsBread and vaginas. These are two words we don't normally associate with each other. But someone went there, my friends. Someone went there. A convenience store in Japan is selling supposedly "cherry blossom-shaped" strawberry cream bread that actually looks like vaginas. There really isn't any other way to see it.

Take a look here and then tell me -- does that even remotely resemble cherry blossoms to you? Or don't look. NO! DON'T LOOK AT THE VAGINA BREAD!


I think I may have a yeast infection now from looking at those cherry blossom rolls.

I just want to say, I have no shame about my lady parts and I think we're all beautiful down there. All of us! But just because we have yonni pride doesn't mean I want to see lala-shaped pastry. Especially in that configuration. Seeing five of them all squashed up together is just creepy!

Obviously the manufacturer of this labial confection knew exactly what they were doing. I don't think this was an accident. And you know there must be a market for these rolls or they wouldn't be making them. I picture guys discreetly placing the rolls down on the counter under a newspaper and a pack of gum -- like that's what they really came in for, and they just thought cherry blossom bread sounded tasty. "Wha-a-a-t? I didn't even notice they're shaped like vaginas, but now that you point that out ..."

Even people on Japanese online bulletin 2ch are freaked out by it. "This is way too graphic." "This will probably be banned." "Holy crap." No, holy love muffin. Which reminds me, has Mama "biscuit" June seen these? I think she of all people would really get a kick out of them.

What do you think -- is this bread funny or creepy? Or both?


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