Celebrities ... they're just like us! What more proof do we need than this shot of Britney Spears visiting a local Los Angeles grocery store? And this is no faux food-run, either: Not only is the 31-year-old star rocking some serious "I'm a mom and I'm running some errands" sweats, she's got a shopping list in her hand! Huh.
Personally, I always assumed that NOT having to go to the grocery store would be one of the biggest perks of Spears-level wealth and fame, but who knows? Maybe pushing a cart through the flourescently-lit aisles is a novelty for someone like Spears. Or maybe she's super picky and insists on squeezing her own melons and finding the most perfectly ripe avocado. Although, this IS Britney Spears we're talking about, so maybe she's squeezing ... bags of Doritos? Cans of Red Bull? No need to wonder: Thanks to the telephoto lens of a curious paparazzo, we happen to know exactly what was on Britney's shopping list ... and the contents will SHOCK you.
Seriously. Check out the most-likely very familiar items Spears picked up at the store for her family:
Britney Spears' Grocery List:
Ginger ale
Tomatoes
Lunchables
Ham
Orange juice
2% milk
Smart popcorn
Bread
Chicken
See? How suburban soccer mom can you possibly get?! Add Cheerios, toilet paper, paper towels, and maybe some sort of ice cream on to that list and Britney could probably accidentally switch carts with another mom at the store and neither one of them would ever even know the difference.
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Comments 11
I'm surprised her shopping list was worth posting...
Oh my gosh. This is the most exciting news I've heard all day. Britney Spears goes grocery shopping and DRINKS MILK! Someone get me a carrier pigeon, for the entire world must know this!
not at all surprised. She is human like the rest of us...
It's funny you would title this as "shocking" yet in the end you claim ithe list is "boring". Journalism has hit a new low.
Lunchables? Ugh. Was 'do'able til that.