Britney Spears' Grocery List Will Give You a Shock (VIDEO)

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britney spearsCelebrities ... they're just like us! What more proof do we need than this shot of Britney Spears visiting a local Los Angeles grocery store? And this is no faux food-run, either: Not only is the 31-year-old star rocking some serious "I'm a mom and I'm running some errands" sweats, she's got a shopping list in her hand! Huh.

Personally, I always assumed that NOT having to go to the grocery store would be one of the biggest perks of Spears-level wealth and fame, but who knows? Maybe pushing a cart through the flourescently-lit aisles is a novelty for someone like Spears. Or maybe she's super picky and insists on squeezing her own melons and finding the most perfectly ripe avocado. Although, this IS Britney Spears we're talking about, so maybe she's squeezing ... bags of Doritos? Cans of Red Bull? No need to wonder: Thanks to the telephoto lens of a curious paparazzo, we happen to know exactly what was on Britney's shopping list ... and the contents will SHOCK you.

Seriously. Check out the most-likely very familiar items Spears picked up at the store for her family:

Britney Spears' Grocery List:

Ginger ale

Tomatoes

Lunchables

Ham

Orange juice

2% milk

Smart popcorn

Bread

Chicken

See? How suburban soccer mom can you possibly get?! Add Cheerios, toilet paper, paper towels, and maybe some sort of ice cream on to that list and Britney could probably accidentally switch carts with another mom at the store and neither one of them would ever even know the difference.

(Though I must confess, I'm a little disappointed. Boriiiiing.)
 
 
Are you surprised by what's on Britney Spears' grocery list?
 
 

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