Welcome to the best day of your life. Are you ready for this? No, you're not, but I'm gonna tell you anyway: Snoop Dogg has reworked "Drop It Like It's Hot" to sell Hot Pockets. Are you getting this? "Pocket Like It's Hot." So, clearly this is more or less the best thing to ever happen in the history of mankind.
Like, the pyramids are pretty impressive and I guess the discovery of penicillin was sort of a big deal and there was that whole moon landing thing, but can you say small potatoes?!
Snoop Dogg/Lion is a muthafricken' genius. And just wait until you see the video.
Imagine, if you will -- if you dare -- a smiling, blinged-out Hot Pocket dancing right alongside Snoop Dogg. Imagine Snoop nuking a leopard-print Hot Pocket while magical flames flicker in the background. Snoop in a sauna with rapper/comedians DeStorm Power and Andy Milonakis, flanked by stereotypically sexy music video dancer girls with just one thing on their minds ... Hot Pockets. Imagine the whole crew filing out of a nightclub, which looks suspiciously like a box of ... Hot Pockets.
Imagine all of those things, then add these lyrics:
"Home with kids in the crib Ma/Pocket like it's hot/When the craving's got a hold of you/Pocket like it's hot/And your munchies get an attitude/Pocket like it's hot/I've got the pockets in my arms/Setting off smoke alarms/And I eat 'em it while it's hot/'Cause I got it goin' on."
Just. Check. This. Out.
Honestly, I'll tell you a secret: I don't even like Hot Pockets. But for Snoop Dogg, I just might "eat 'em while it's hot."
Do you love Snoop Dogg's "Pocket Like It's Hot" soooo much?
Image via hotpocketsbrand/YouTube