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File this one in the craziest things that you've heard all day folder, and then make sure to tell your friends. There's a German alcohol company out there that goes by the name of G-Spirits, and they have this insane step in their bottling process. Apparently, every single drop of alcohol in their new line is poured over the naked breasts of a certified model.
Yup. For around $180 plus shipping, you too can enjoy one of the 5,000 bottles of rum a la model, which tastes of roasted almonds, dried fruit, toffee, honey, baked apples, vanilla, and honey. WOW! ALL that in one bottle?! Nuts!
OK, excuse me for a moment while I go gag -- will you?
The funniest part of this whole thing is that for those G-Spirits rum enthusiasts who want to save a few pennies, you can buy the rum that hasn't come into contact with a model for $165.
I'm sorry, but this is just gross. There are really men (and women!) who are that desperate for a rum that's touched a naked woman's breasts? Aren't there, like, hygienic issues with this? What if the model they used for this whole process was wearing some sort of perfume that affects the taste? I'd be damned if I paid that much moolah for a bottle of rum that tastes funky, just saying.
OK, so the company "claims" they have medical personnel present to check the products ... but I don't know, I'm just not sold. For now, I think I'll stick to drinking my 100 percent safe (and 1,000 percent cheaper) favorites.
Can you believe this rum even exists?
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