Something incredible awaits you for breakfast. Something so outrageous it's almost impossible to believe. It's called the Sunny Side Donut Burger. If you're imagining a hamburger with two glazed donut buns you're about halfway there. Now add a sunny-side-up fried egg with a melted slice of American cheese on that hamburger patty. Is such a thing possible? Yes, America. Yes it is.
It's being sold at Slater's 50/50 restaurants throughout Southern California. And I'm almost stunned speechless. What can one say about such a hamburger? I just... I don't even know if I dare fantasize about what it must be like to eat this.
Let me put out the good health disclaimer: Obviously this is not every-day food. The Stir does not recommend the Sunny Side Donut Burger as your ideal daily nutritious breakfast. I'm just saying: WOW.
Let's say I were an Olympic swimmer who actually needs to eat a bajillion calories. Pretend my body would actually know what to do with all of that... donut decadence. I just think that if that were the case I would be totally okay with eating this donut burger.
Or let's say I'm kidnapped by extortionists who say I HAVE TO EAT THIS DONUT BURGER or they'll start killing cute, cuddly polar bears. (Why would they do such a thing? I don't know, people are sick. Stay with me here.) If that were the case I would GLADLY eat that donut hamburger. I would happily slurp up every last bit of glaze and yolk. I would do it FOR THE POLAR BEARS. Because that's how much I love them.
So bring it on, sicko polar bear extortionists! I dare you to make me eat this donut burger! DO IT! Come over here with a donut burger. See if I won't! Please? Please someone give me a reason why I simply must, no excuses, eat this outrageously unhealthy yet irresistible donut burger.
What do you think of the sunny side donut burger -- amazing or gross?
Image via Slater's 50/50 Anaheim Hills/Facebook