Candy Corn Oreos Are Here & We Can Die and Go to Heaven Now

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candy cornThe first word that comes to mind is "diabetes." The second word that comes to mind is "delicious." The third word that comes to mind is "why," and the fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, and eighth words are "aren't these in my mouth." Candy Corn flavored Oreos. According to a sleuth in a Target store in Orlando, they're real, and they're hitting shelves as we speak. This blessed combination of fall's greatest gift with America's classic cookie is the best food stuffs combination since pretzels met ice cream. The Candy Corn Oreo is a heroic feat of human ingenuity, and Crisco, and has me more excited than those passé Dorito shell tacos. My teeth hurt just thinking about these cookies. In a good way, of course. Bet you wanna know when and where you can get them, don't cha!

Well, preliminary reports around the Internet say that Kraft (the owners of Nabisco) have confirmed that Candy Corn flavored Oreos will be available exclusively at Target starting Monday, September 10 and will retail for $3.59 a package.

A matter of days, people!

Candy corn is a polarizing sweet treat -- you either love or loathe -- and I happen to fall squarely into the school of thought that there is no greater way to get a sugar high than by pounding a handful of Halloween's greatest contribution to adult society. The orange, yellow, and white triangles are like little teardrops from heaven, and I gobble them up every October with a fervency and dedication only before seen during the Burkina Faso fight for independence. There is nothing that can get in the way of me and a bowl of the candy cornys.

Thus, I would like a box, or a bag, however they may come, a box-bag of Candy Corn flavor-filled Oreos to my face, ASAP. And by ASAP, I mean Monday morning at 9 a.m. Please and thank you.

Are you as excited as I am about Candy Corn flavored Oreos?

 

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bills... billsfan1104

Yummy. And I agree about the dorito taco shells. Those are the best. Yummmy

bills... billsfan1104

I wish you would post more of these articles. I love them and you make me laugh when you do post these.

JAFE JAFE

It's official. I can now die happy.

Rhond... RhondaVeggie

My hips are safe. Candy corn and Oreos are two of my least favorite junk foods and I'd quite happily never eat either of them again.

jkm89 jkm89

I was thinking the same thing Bills, she's hilarious!



I love candy corn, but I think I can do without candy corn oreos!

curio... curious1145

I'm not a real big fan of candy corn,like indian corn better with the chocolate in it. At least the Oreos will provide the chocolate here. Anyway, I do really like Oreos and it does sound very intriguing,candy corn Oreos. I actually can't wait to try them!

cocob... cocobeannns

Hmm. Oreos are my guilty pleasure! I don't like candy corn, but I might actually try it!

JAFE JAFE

These are vanilla Oreo's curious.

Rebec... Rebecca7708

No! Why can't they just leave Oreos alone?!

linzemae linzemae

I don't really like the vanilla ones or candy corn but I'd definitely try these

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