Hey ladies, are you still looking for Mr. Right? A man who's smart, sensitive (but strong), funny, adventurous, easy-going ... and preferably looks like Alexander Skarsgard? (Or, you know -- IS Alexander Skarsgard.) Well, let me tell you where you won't find him: The brand new "man aisle" at one NYC grocery store. That's right, the "man aisle."
What, pray tell, might one find in such a gender-specific spot as this? Well, the most obvious and clichéd choice would be to guess that the shelves are stocked with such macho must-haves as chips, barbecue sauce, razors, condoms and booze. And if that's what you guessed ... you win! (God knows what you get for a prize. Beef jerky, perhaps? Just kidding, you get nothing. It is the MAN aisle, after all! AHAHAHAHA!)
Anyway, I'm not kidding about the razors and booze and stuff.
As chief operating officer of Westside Market NYC Ian Joskowitz explains, "It's your essentials. It’s your water, alcohol, soaps, shampoos, deodorants, razors."
“If you’re going to have some guys over to watch a game, you can pretty much stand here -- not move two feet! And get your beer, barbecue sauce, chips, whatever. It’s all right here!”
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hhaha yepp when they stop you to ask you how to make something ,, definitely mr wrong needs you to cook for him
This is satire, right?
No, not the existence of the "man aisle." But your commentary on men who stroll through and picks up their toiletries and chips and alcohol.
I know this website is not geared to me. But, c'mon. You sound like a jerk.
Lol. My husband would probably have so many jokes were he to go into that aisle. I think it's hilarious.
Sounds convenient, MY husband doesnt like going shopping and really these are teh only items he does go for. I do not think they ban women from it, in fact if it makes it easier for them to get in get their stuff and get back home. We need them in KY
my hubby doesnt drink, is allergic to latex, and he could find razors and soap easily enough with out it being in a gender specific aisle lol if they created a woman aisle with maxi pads, reeses pb cups, fancy soaps and martini mixes femisists would freak the fuck out! and id only go there for the maxis and reeses lol ;)
Having these articles all in the same aisle probably makes some marketing sense, but really, a "Man Aisle?" I think I'm insulted. And it's not like only men buy condoms, either. Many women will buy condoms because they want to make having protected sex mandatory, not an option.