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15 Funniest Wines Guaranteed to Offend ... So You Don't Have To!

LifestylePublished Sep 20, 2010
By Adriana Velez
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Honesty is always the best policy, but sometimes telling the truth is really hard to do. Whether your sentiment is positive or negative, save yourself the headache and let these brutally honest wines do the talking: The wacky labels deliver a clear, heartfelt message and -- if needed -- a glass of vino after will help to soften the blow. Without further ado, here are 15 funny wines that speak loudly so you don't have to ...

bitch

Bitch -- Girlfriend acting out? A bottle of this is all the reality check she needs.

cleavagecreek

Cleavage Creek -- Notice something a little, ahem, augmented about your friend? Present her with a bottle of this. After all, there's no better way to welcome the girls.

fatbastard

Fat Bastard -- If your husband's pudge is getting harder to hide, gift him a bottle of this to get the message across -- just be sure he drinks no more than one glass!

oops

Oops -- Did you "by mistake" sleep with your best friend's ex? Oops! Tell her wine is the best consolation prize.

kiss ridge

Kiss Ridge -- Are you or aren't you with your best guy friend? Uncork the magic of this boozy delight, and let the night unfold from there.

madhousewife

Mad Housewife -- Surely, you can find an excuse for this one.

rude boy

Rude Boy/Rude Girl -- If you need an explanation for this one, it's time to put down the bottle.

therapy

Therapy -- Friend going through a tough time? A little self-medication never hurt.

pinot evil

Pinot Evil -- Is there someone who intimidates the living daylights out of you? Help them take the scary down a notch with this bold vino.

littleblackdress

Little Black Dress -- Birthday coming up? Sometimes the fellas need a little help when it comes to gift ideas. Don't risk getting a crappy present -- tell him what you really want.

bigredpecker

Big Red Pecker -- If you have an excuse for this one, then well done you!

workinggirlwine

Working Girl Wine -- Congratulate your favorite pretty woman on a job well done.

il bastardo

Il Bastardo -- Everyone knows one -- or several.

mommys time out

Mommy's Time Out -- Do you know a stressed out mommy? Better yet, are you a stressed out mommy?

cat's pee

Cat's Pee on a Gooseberry Bush -- No excuse needed! It's just fun to say.

What's your favorite wacky wine?

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