'50 Shades of Grey' Inspired Cocktails to Sex Up Your Sipping

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red cocktailIf you haven't been swept up by the Fifty Shades of Grey frenzy yet, chance are you will be at some point, even if you never read the book. The world seems obsessed with this sexy novel, and with the buzz about the movie coming in at deafening levels, it's safe to say the obsession isn't going to fade anytime soon. So whether you're a fan or not, you might as well prepare yourself ... with a nice stiff drink.

In the interest of celebrating the book, toasting to romantic revivals it's said to be sparking, and just making the whole thing easier to swallow (sorry) if you're hesitant to pick the book up, I've concocted three Fifty Shades of Grey-inspired cocktails -- the Red Room of Pain, a Twitchy Palm, and a Kinky Fuckery on the Rocks. Read on for the recipes. 


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Red Room of Pain -- Lovely and red, this one will leaving you feeling no pain.

1/2 shot of Grand Marnier Rouge
1/2 shot white rum
1/2 shot pineapple juice
1/2 shot cranberry juice

Pour the ingredients into a cocktail shaker with ice and shake. (Bonus points if you make sexy noises while doing this.)

Strain into a cocktail glass.

Top with a cherry, of course.

Twitchy Palm -- Caffeine plus alcohol will have all your body parts twitching in no time.

1/2 shot whiskey
1/2 shot amaretto
1 can Energy Drink (like Red Bull)

Mix well, and serve over ice.

Kinky Fuckery -- Pink for kink, this one will eff you up if you're not careful.

3 ounces raspberry vodka
2 ounces champagne
1 ounce Peach Schnapps
1 ounce pomegranate juice
Peach slices

Put two slides of peach in the bottom of a martini glass. 

Mix vodka, champagne, pomegranate juice, and Schnapps and pour over ice.

Sip, slurp, and chew.

What great Fifty Shades of Grey drinks would you like sip?

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Water... Water_geM

Really?again?


cocktails?


i cant wait for take a dump like christian grey?


and tampon removal..50 style...

Marissa De Lory

Water_geM, I just about died laughing reading your response. I can't wait for this triology to be forgotten about...

there... theresaphilly

The sex in this book is sooo boring, I've been doing these deed/positions now for ten years. DANG

nonmember avatar Boo

Give it a rest on the 50 Shades stuff, please! Every other post on this blog is about this dumb book.

nonmember avatar Zuri

This is beginning to get annoying by the minute. Really? Cocktails, sheets, paint? Yes, you read that right. PAINT. I read the first 10 pages of it online (I'm way too young to just walk into a bookstore and buy it without either a) getting some tough questions asked, or b) dying of embarrassment). These are the worst books ever written. Obviously I didn't read the sex scenes, but I don't think I'd want to.

MamaD... MamaDee83

LOL @ Water_geM!!rolling on floor

jessi... jessicasmom1

LOL @dead positions ... 

ceciliam ceciliam

Oh, enough already!!!

mallo... mallowcup17

lol at the comments...wow...

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