The next time you're in Las Vegas and you want to eat so much that you drop dead, you definitely should stop into the Heart Attack Grill, which is claiming its third victim. While the latest person to drop inside the restaurant that boasts a Quadruple Bypass Burger that weighs in at two pounds and a Butterfat Shake (vodka flavored whipped cream, optional) didn't actually die, she can't have been feeling too great after her collapse. And what a collapse!
It seems the woman was enjoying a Double Bypass Burger, some unfiltered cigarettes, and a margarita. Now that's how you want to go out. Only, maybe not while you're in your 40s, like she is.
Looks like someone should have just dropped into McDonald's, which is looking positively healthy in comparison.
The Triple Bypass Burger (seriously, they have a bypass for everyone!) comes in at a whopping 6,000 calories. I thought perhaps a couple of burgers from McDonald's might equal the Heart Attack Grill's menu items, but apparently they are dead serious at the HAG about killing you with food. You would have to eat more than eight double cheeseburgers from McDonald's to equal that calorie count. The clown isn't sounding so bad for dinner now, is it?
Even the fast food burger with the most fatty calories -- the Carl's Jr Double Six Dollar Burger -- would have to be eaten in fours to meet the Triple Bypass. Suddenly, I'm not feeling so bad about driving through tonight.
Of course Las Vegas is not known for moderation, so you can hardly blame an entrepreneur for trying his hand at feeding people to death. And if you, as a consumer, walk in the door, it's totally clear that you know what you're getting.
Would you ever eat at the Heart Attack Grill?
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