Miley Cyrus Rushed to ER for Attempting to Cook Food (VIDEO)

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Just before the incident, fingers intact
Think Miley Cyrus is gettin' too skinny 'cause she never eats? Well here's proof that she really does eat: Miley was rushed to the hospital Monday with a cut finger -- from cooking. Check out the photos in the link. You can see the bright red blood and everything. No, that is not ketchup. 

The girl cut her finger with a kitchen knife. No doubt she was cookin' up some gluten-free grub, too. Who knew gluten-free could be so dangerous? Where there is a bloody finger, there are piles of wobbly carrots, I guarantee. Now if only Miley would follow some simple knife safety guidelines.

Important Knife Safety Rules for Miley Cyrus and Everybody Else

1. Keep your knives sharp. It sounds counter-intuitive, but sharp knives are much less likely to slip on you.

2. Assume the claw-hand position with your non-cutting hand. That keeps flailing fingers out of the way of the blade. Watch how Bobby does it.

3. Pay attention to what you're doing. Rumor has it Liam Hemsworth was in the kitchen when Miley had her accident. Which brings us to the next knife safety rule.

4. Do not ever attempt to cut vegetables with Liam Hemsworth in the room.

5. In the event that you do ever-so-foolishly cut vegetables around Liam Hemsworth, and the inevitable knife accident happens, be sure to make him drive you to the hospital.

I think we all learned an important lesson today thanks to Miley Cyrus Kitchen Crisis 2012. No, it's not that eating gluten-free is dangerous! It's these knife safety rules. These rules could save your little digits.

Have you ever had to rush to the hospital with a bad kitchen knife cut?

 

Image via Pacific Coast News

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elasmimi elasmimi

Yep, as a very young and inexperienced cook. 6 stitches, and a good lesson learned. I was all alone at the time though.

nonmember avatar Brooke

Yep. More times then I'd like to admit, just twice in the past 6 months, and always while preparing the strangest things. One time involved trying to separate frozen waffles at 5 am bleary eyed with a butcher knife.....

JAIRA... JAIRATRACI

Yes when i was 5.

Melis... Melissa042807

I've stabbed myself in the palm of my hand, but fortunately it was just the tip of the knife and I didn't need any medical attention. I sure felt like a dingbat, though. 

TheBa... TheBabyFactory4

LOL that's funny. And nope never cut myself with a knife. I did stick my thumb in a moving blade on a meat slicer at Arby's. Luckily it just took a few layers of skin off and didn't need stitches.

starl... starlight1968

yep when i was 15 I was trying to make my mom/me turkey sand. from the leftover turkey carcass...my mom was coming home for lunch for work and I called her to tell her I'd cut my finger and I couldn't get it to stop bleeding...she rushed home so fast she almost knocked the mailbox over w/the car.


TG it stopped bleeding and didn't need stitches, just a special band aid...they'd had me put it in some solutions to stop it...

nonmember avatar jojo9

SHE'S NOT TOO SKINNY! Americans have become so obese, they now call any healthy person "anorexic" What a sad, sad joke!

Kaina... Kainalu55

no...but i have cut my finger while cutting an apple!

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