Insane New Pizza Hut Creation & Other Extreme Foods Sure to Blow Bikini Season

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hot dog stuffed pizzaBrace your arteries; stock up on antacids, Pizza Hut has created a concoction that is so outrageous, you're going to be blown away ... or become ravenously hungry for one. It's a matter of taste, I suppose.

The name says it all: Hot Dog Stuffed Crust Pizza.

I'll give you a minute to, um, digest that.

While Pizza Hut is the pioneer of packing extra fat and calories inside innocent crusts with their cheese-stuffed versions, this pie packs actual hot dogs (or "hot dog sausages" as their website says -- whatever that means?) inside there. Bonus: You get a free mustard drizzle. Hot dog!

Pizza is one of those foods that contains more calories, fat, and empty white-flour carbs than I usually like to ingest, but I do so on occasion (i.e., most every Friday night) because it's delicious and there's some good nutrition in most pies too. For this new pizza, however, there's just no justification ... especially if you have any intention of putting on a bikini this summer. Fortunately, it's only available in the U.K., Thailand, and Japan for now, but you know it's only a matter of time before we Americans can get our chubby hands on one.

In the meantime, here are a few other new extreme foods you may want to avoid as well lest you bust out of your bikini:

Burger King's Bacon Sundae

Yep, bacon plus ice cream, all in one dish -- a wish come true for a brave few. Right now it's just being tested in Tennessee, but very soon, you could get one at a drive-thru near you.

The McRibster

From McDonald's, of course, this is a breaded, deep-fried version of the original McRib, with the addition of bacon, pepper-Jack cheese, crunchy iceberg lettuce, red onion, delicious honey-mustard sauce, and spicy sweet chili sauce. Once again this concoction has yet to make it to America and is available only in Austria. What's up America? Are we losing of fast food reign? (Oh lord, please!)

Taco Bell Nacho Cheese Doritos Shell

Oh yes, you can have your taco dished up in one big chip. Recently the chain announced it will soon come in Cool Ranch flavor too. The temptation!

Two-Foot Hot Dog

They say everything is bigger in Texas, and this hot dog certainly is. Plus, it comes with chili, cheese, jalapenos, and sauteed onions, oh my. Available at Rangers Ballpark, its only saving grace is that fact that it costs $26. At least most of us can't afford them. 

Which of these foods would you be most likely to try? If no one was looking?

 

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steph... steph2884

A hot dog stuffed inside the crust of a pizza? Excuse me while I go puke.

nonmember avatar dt

The Doritos taco doesn't have anymore calories than a regular one. I checked. If you don't get it supreme and you ask for it fresco style, its under 200 calories

Kediset Kediset

I must be the only one who likes the concept, although it isn't that great for the waist... -sigh-

Rhond... RhondaVeggie

It says hot dog sausages because hot dogs are sausages. In the UK it is usual to call the sausages 'hot dog sausages' and when someone says 'hot dog' they mean a sausage in a bun.



I wouldn't eat it but I suspect it's probably marginally less deadly than a corndog since it's baked rather than fried. It would be like eating a slice of pizza and a hot dog in a bun in one meal. Disgusting but I am sure there are plenty of teenage boys and people who eat like teenage boys who will gobble it up.

Texas... TexasGirl512

My son made me try the Doritos taco and I'm an addict now. It's delicious, albeit messy on the fingers. :)

Great... Greatdays

I heard Leno talk about this saying that Americans are so fat that now their food is fat.  This looks worse than a deep fried "Snickers".


 

JAFE JAFE

I think I just gained weight reading this.

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