flavor flav restaurant opens vegas
Would you buy fried chicken from this man?
Happy Birthday, Flavor Flav! What do you get the man that has everything: A hugely successful rap and reality star career, and a super classy wardrobe? His own fried chicken restaurant in Las Vegas, apparently. The House of Flavor opens today, and you know people are lining up around the strip to get a taste of . . . something?

As you know if you watched Celebrity Wife Swap -- which you did, right? -- Flavor Flav lives with his wife and sons in Las Vegas. It appears that he does a whole lot of nothing during the day, so why not open up a restaurant?

Here's why we should all go get a piece:

  • Apparently Flavor Flav went to culinary school pre-Public Enemy. So this isn't just a lending of the celebrity name venture. He's a cook, you guys. Flavor Flav is cooking your chicken.
  • Flavor Flav's House of Flavor serves red velvet waffles. Red. Velvet. Waffles.
  • That wife of his needs a job. Laziest wife swap wife, EVER. Put her behind the hostess stand, Flav!
  • According to Yelp, you can drink all day at Davy's Locker, then walk out the back door and get yourself some Flavor Flav chicken. Which was your plan upon visiting Vegas, right?

All in all, it seems like Flav has a pretty good thing going. If I could eat chicken and waffles, you bet I'd be lining up right after I got ripped at Davy's Locker. You bet.

Would you?

 

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