jesus tortillaWhat would Jesus do? He would appear on a tortilla, that's what he would do. Obviously. Can you blame him?

David Sandoval of New Mexico says he was "shocked" when the image of his Personal Savior showed up on a tortilla he just happened to be eating with an Ash Wednesday meal. Make that an Ash Wednesday "miracle," as far as Sandoval, his mom, and a bunch of people who saw the tortilla pic posted on Facebook are concerned.

Anyway, I'm personally not surprised. God is supposed to work in mysterious ways, right? And let's face it: If Jesus didn't resort to stamping his likeness on a food item (one that people can get at a drive-thru, no less), nobody would have noticed!

Poor dude. The old-school biblical-type Signs from Heaven just don't seem to work on the likes of us. Eartquakes, floods, war, pestilence, Snooki ... it's not like Jesus hasn't been trying to get our attention.

I'm sure it was incredibly frustrating for The Big J. (Can't you just see him up there, smacking himself on the forehead: "How many times am I going to have to make MTV renew Teen Mom before these morons realize the apocalypse is coming?")

At least those days are over, now that he's finally figured out what really matters to mankind: Tortillas. And you know what I think? He should totally run with that theme.

Jesus should be the new Taco Bell mascot. Like that chihuahua, remember? Except obviously way more divine and powerful and holy. Seriously, the churches would suddenly be filled with gordita-lovers and burrito addicts! And tell me a sombrero wouldn't look awesome with that robe and sandals ensemble.

One thing's for sure -- I bet David Sandoval is glad he didn't give up tortillas for Lent!

What would you do if Jesus appeared on your tortilla?


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