Man Eats at Heart Attack Grill and Guess What Happens Next?

heart attack grillOh my America. Do we have to take everything so literally all the time? I mean, just because a restaurant is called the Heart Attack Grill doesn't mean you should actually HAVE A HEART ATTACK when you eat there. Geez, can't you tell a joke when you see one?

So that happened. A man went to the Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas, Nevada (where else?) and had a heart attack -- while eating the Triple Bypass Burger. Way to be obvious, man. What next, actual bouncing kangaroos at the Outback Steakhouse?


No doubt you are wondering at this point, what exactly is in that Triple Bypass Burger meal? Well, I'll tell you: A burger with four half-pound patties, cheese, and bacon; a butterfat shake; and French fries cooked in lard: 8,000 calories of self-immolation. Or as they call it in China, Why We're Going to Take Over as Most Powerful Nation After You Finish Eating That. Or as Darwin would call it, Why Hasn't the Human Species Died Out Yet? And even though it could feed a family of five, you can purchase it for the low, low price of 11 dollars.

But wait! There's more! Patrons of the Heart Attack Grill eat for free when they weigh over 350 pounds. No, I did not just make that up. It's a real thing. As Wile E. Coyote would say, geeeeeeenius!

Let's watch and learn more.

Oops, sorry, wrong video. That's actually Mr. Creosote from Monty Python's Meaning of Life. Ah yes, here we go. This is a shot of the ... does it make sense to call him a victim? Getting wheeled out of the restaurant by paramedics. Bless his hungry heart.

What's the most dangerous thing you've ever eaten?


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