red bull addictionIt's come to everyone in the entire world's attention, that super star hot mom Demi Moore may be walking on the wild side. That's right, I'm talking about the former Mrs. Kutcher's Red Bull addiction. It's intense, and must be taken seriously.

It's no surprise that the horrific substance behind all of Demi's problems would be Red Bull. What is surprising, is that someone would actually drink that piss-tasting sugar drink to the point of excess. But all addictions have to start somewhere, and I'm pretty sure these are the gateway foods that got Ms. Moore -- and anyone else who has this problem -- exactly where she is today.

Stay away from these substances people, unless you want to get labeled as a Red Bull addict, and basically ridiculed for your entire life.

Jolly Ranchers

You can get fire AND lemon from these little rectangles of fun. It can only lead to madness.

Starbucks' Double Chocolaty Chip Frappuccino

It's double "chocolaty" you guys. Double.

Cadbury Eggs

Including the caramel ones. You know who you are.

Smirnoff Vanilla Vodka

You're just setting yourself up for a night of substance abuse if you start with a shot of the vanilla 'noff.

Pages 11 -- 153 of Christmas With Paula Deen

You didn't think she was going to get out of this scandal unscathed, did you?

Personally, I cannot imagine voluntarily drinking that swill, even if disguised in vodka, but if you're feeling the need, put down the aluminum can and take a good hard look at yourself in the mirror. Is this what you wanted for your life? Is it?

Are you addicted to Red Bull, or any of the above? Get help.

 

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