Unless you're one of those families that has your Thanksgiving Day traditions on lock-down, you might be still wondering where you'll wind up on the most intense mandatory family reunion day of the year. Or I should say, if you're like me, you're still unclear about who is coming over, if you're going somewhere, if you'll be stuck in the kitchen for two days, or if you should just skip the whole thing this year.
While the jury is still out in our household, the temptation to just hit a restaurant and get all the fixin's is a big one right about now. In fact, I think everyone should go that route -- at least once. Here are 20 reasons why you should just go out for Thanksgiving dinner. I'll state the obvious first.
- No dishes
- No cooking all day for a bunch of cranky ingrates
- No one mucking up your clean floors
- Or kitchen
- Or bathroom (and if that's a regular problem, someone in your family needs a talking to)
- No leftovers that you feel guilty about throwing out
- No brining
- No relatives (hahaha -- kidding my lovely and amazing family!)
- No football on in the background
- No fighting over the limited number of drumsticks
- Being waited on at all times
- No one will complain about your cooking
- And you won't have to complain about someone else's cooking
- No cranberry sauce from a can
- No turkey sandwiches for two weeks
- No trying to figure out what "giblets" actually are
- Expensive liquor means fewer drunk rants from disgruntled family members
- Attentive waiters means fewer outbursts from disgruntled family members
- Anyone with dietary restrictions can order off the regular menu
- Your Thanksgiving day will only last two hours -- at most!
Do you go out to eat on Thanksgiving?
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