Looking for some last-minute food ideas for your Halloween get-together? Boy, have I got a fantastic round-up of spooky recipes for YOU. Especially if the intent of your party is to send everyone screaming from the house so you can enjoy all the fun-sized Snickers for yourself.
(Um, you may not want to browse this article while you're eating lunch. Don't say I didn't warn you!)
Without further ado, a list of awful-looking treats for those who enjoy diabolical Halloween tricks:
Sweet or Savory Specimen Jars
Made primarily from canned fruits and vegetables, these mad-scientist creations are barftacularly spooky.
I don't know if I've ever seen a food item as disgusting as Not Martha's ingenious meatloaf hand.
Unless it's her soft-cheese-coated zombie skull. BRAAAINS ... delicious, cheesy BRAAAAINS ...
Bloody Brain Shooter
Speaking of brains—cocktail, anyone? One featuring a tiny floating chunk of cerebral tissue/Irish cream?
Awful Edible Roasted Fleshworms
These look horrendous, but I have to admit, pork tenderloin wrapped in proscuitto or bacon sounds delish.
Puff pastry and a tasty filling—or REPULSIVE TANGLE OF HUMAN INTESTINE? Choose your own adventure!
Kitty Litter Cake
Okay, this is officially the worst food item I've ever seen ever. I suppose it's not really your typical Halloween fare—except for the bloodcurdling shrieks you're sure to hear from anyone who encounters it.
Have you ever made a supergross Halloween food? Did it freak people out?
I create a special savings account
I put a little away at a time
I cut corners until I can afford it
Save? Who has money to save?
I plan to put it on my credit card and love the benefits of the reward program