Cupcake Lovers Will Die for This Cupcake-Themed Cruise

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cupcake cruiseSo you love cupcakes. No, not just love, you lerv cupcakes. You luff them. You eat cupcakes every day, you bake cupcakes every chance you get, you decorate your kitchen with cupcake wallpaper, your screen saver is a cupcake, you talk with a cupcake whenever you're feeling blue, you call your first-born child "cupcake." You have violent feelings toward anyone who suggests cupcakes are just a silly trend.

And yet ... something is missing. You still feel like there's just not enough cupcake in your life.

Well I have the answer for you: the Cupcake Lovers' Cruise.

Yes, for all you cupcake lovers who just can't get enough of the little treats in your lives, this is the party of all parties. You. On a boat filled with cupcakes. For a whole week.

Did I mention this is a cruise to Bermuda? Well, who cares? You're not there to snorkel or even to see the light of day. They could steer the boat around the Sahara Desert for all you care. The important thing here is the cupcake-ness.

Speaking of which, here are the exciting features of this cruise:

  • Tastings
  • Baking and decorating workshops
  • Lectures on the importance of cupcakes to our mental health
  • Intimate conversations with leading cupcake experts
  • A library of cupcakes
  • Cupcakes with every meal
  • Cupcakes on your pillow every night
  • One-on-one sessions between you and the cupcake of your dreams

I may have made up a few of these features. There will definitely be tastings and workshops! The rest -- um, my humble suggestions? Mmm, watching the sunset hand-in-hand with my favorite cupcake. How romantic.

Anyway, the Good Ship Cupcake sets sale in August, so you have almost a year to save up for it. There will never be a more thrilling and fulfilling party in your life. Ever. In fact, you may never want to leave the cruise, and if a mutiny is staged forcing the cruise to go on indefinitely I just want you all to know mutiny was NOT my idea and I did NOT instigate it. 

And between us, of course you're not obsessed with cupcakes. Silly! Ha ha. Neither am I. I can stop with the cupcakes any time.

Is a cupcake cruise madness or your idea of heaven?


Image via Jesse Oleson for Cupcakes Take the Cake

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