Food Network chef Guy Fieri is seriously entertaining. I could watch him on Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives for hours on any given lazy Sunday. And now I, along with every other Guy fan, will be able to experience the zesty flavors of his cooking for the low, low price of $139.99.
That's right! Wholesale giant Costco is selling the Guy Fieri Meat Variety Pack, featuring marinated meats like the Red Rocker Margarita Chicken Breast and Smoke Pit Santa Maria Beef Sirloin Tri Tip.
Just one question. Isn't Costco supposed to be cheap?
Is it cool that the wholesale, buy-in-bulk chain is selling Guy's food? Yes. But I've got to be honest with you: I wouldn't buy it. I don't care whose name is on the packaging.
My family and I have been shopping at Costco for years and years now. To be honest, I don't know if we've ever walked out of our local warehouse without spending at least $100 in one fell swoop, all while eating our body weight in free samples. Nevertheless, that $100 price tag comes with a bunch of lofty purchases, ranging from vitamins and family-sized boxes of tampons to stuffed salmon fillets and hummus.
When we go there and spend that sort of money, we expect to get a whole lot of stuff. We also don't expect to go back again anytime soon. Shopping at Costco enables us to kill loads of birds with one stone, all while saving loads of cash. And while Guy Fieri's meat variety pack does include 14 pounds of specially spiced meats, it is not well priced. I just can't see dropping that much on one package of meat, especially when I can get that amount for much, much cheaper at my local grocery store (or in another brand at Costco).
Don't get me wrong. I like Guy and I'd love to try his cooking. But I want to get the most bang for my buck. For a lot less money, you and I could both try flavoring our own cuts of meat at home. If you ask me, learning how to make something you actually like AND can re-create is a much more worthwhile investment than buying designer meat.
Do you shop at Costco? Would you buy Guy's $140 meat?
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