The Grossest Burger in the World Is Made of WHAT?! (VIDEO)


There have been a lot of atrocities in the burger world -- the Burger King stuffed burger, the NY Pizza Burger -- but perhaps nothing is as egregious as the latest burger out of Japan. This one, my friends, is made of human excrement. That's poop to you and me.

Lest you think I am joking, I assure you it's very real and scientific and whatnot. Yummy, right? The proteins and lipid have been extracted from "sewage mud" -- that's poop, people! -- and blended with soy and steak sauce essence to create this burger, which is meatless. Still, even the most ardent animal rights activist would balk at eating a turd on toast. Am I right or am I right?

The professor who invented it thinks the main barrier is "psychological" and, well, yeah. I am going to have to agree with him there.  I am pretty sure I would starve before I would eat a burger made of poop. But that's just me.

See for yourself:

Affectionately known as the "poop burger," this will quickly put most people off meat, meatless "meat," poop, and perhaps any organic substance, period. Or maybe that's just me. I have a weak stomach and can guarantee that the "psychological barrier" would prove way too high to traverse.

His heart is in the right place. He wants to solve the global food crisis, but really. Poop?

Do you think this poop burger is genius or horrifying?

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jaxmadre jaxmadre

This is horrifying.

Also. I would think there is a likelihood that there IS meat substance in this "burger."  Whoevers excrement this is could have consumed meat and digested it. It's like ABC meat... in its most Already-Been-Digested state. I would have to think there are traces of pre-digested animal product in this, and thus not suitable for vegetarians. But I don't personally think it's suitable for anyone.

nonmember avatar Syberhag

This is just wrong. What's next? Soylent Green is PEOPLE?!!!!!!!!!

Ibbet Ibbet

Horrifying. Definitely.
I am a vegetarian and all for organic things but this? No. Just no. And yes it probably is psychological but that doesn't change the fact that most people do and will find this absolutely horrifying and disgusting. And isn't eating poop dangerous? Either way, just say no to eating poop! Gross.

nonmember avatar DooDoo4u

Sounds awesome! I'd love to eat one with a PeePee-shake! And maybe some puke-fries dipped in period-ketchup!

Dalla... DallasGirl214

I all of a sudden feel nauseous

nonmember avatar Annie

The barrier IS psychological. Think about it - everyone eats broken-down poop all the time! Especially vegetarians. Plants are grown on fertilizer with is incorporated into the plant in the form of these same broken-down elements. And what exactly do you think is in water? Purified or not.

Vivian Guice

One word:...PUKE!!!

LuWanda Battise Cockrell

Ok, I thought I saw and heard it all, but I was wronnnnggggg! Ewwwww! What are they gonna come up with next?

GlowW... GlowWorm889

Well, I was going to go get a snack, but suddenly I'm not so hungry.

nonmember avatar Earl

Sonds like some atrocity from the pages of William Burroughs' Naked Lunch. Or the main course at a convention of coprophages. The delirious writings of de Sade include such fecal revelry.

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