Exploding Watermelons Are Da Bomb for Summer Barbecues

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If you're looking to add a little zing to your summer barbecue, an exploding watermelon is the perfect way to spice up the ordinary hot dog and potato salad spread.

Where can you get such a exciting fruit, you ask? This may shock you, but they can only be found in eastern China -- where watermelons have been exploding after farmers mistakenly applied growth accelerator too late in the season and during wet conditions. The result? Entire fields of melons bursting like "landmines"!

These melons pair well with such foodstuffs as metal cadmium rice, toxic milk, arsenic soy sauce, borax pork, and bleached mushrooms -- with a menu like that, you're guaranteed to have the best barbecue on the block! Who cares if the melons aren't fit for human consumption? They're fun and exciting!

What started simply as a way to make a quick buck by dramatically increasing the size of the fruit, is now the hottest trend in summer fruit!

See for yourself:

Image via WTL Photos/Flickr

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frysh... fryshannon34

lol what a funny piece yumm I'll take 2

momka... momkaribg

Lol my son would love to see that.

sodapple sodapple

that's a way to prove you cannot play with mother nature. what would happen to people if they eat it?

bether89 bether89

I would not want to eat one of those watermelons.  I wonder if people might explode too.

KamiB79 KamiB79

My kids would love this!

KTMOM KTMOM

that is freaky

Wish2Be Wish2Be

I wanna see what that feild looks like ! I wouldnt eat them either...sounds a little bad for you. LOL !

Peajewel Peajewel

Could you imagine being the person to discover they were exploding?  This is just nuts.


 

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