10 Guilty Food Pleasures You'd Rather Die Than Cop to Liking

Kim Conte

velveetaYou might not be willing to own up to it, but even the snobbiest foochebags in the world have guilty food pleasures -- foods that are so processed, unnatural, and full of chemicals that you're embarrassed to admit you love them.

But there's no shame in copping to liking a food that's so wrong, it's right. Isn't that what having a guilty pleasure is all about?

Here are 10 of our favorites:

1. Velveeta -- The actual "cheese" content of this product is questionable, but there's no better way to make queso.

2. Kraft Macaroni and Cheese Dinner -- Neon orange hue freaking you out? That's nothing a pair of dark sunglasses can't fix.

3. Twinkies -- The most durable snack cake of all time is actually quite tasty, too.

4. Easy Cheese -- Eating from an aerosol can is always more fun.

5. String cheese -- Why eat fancy cheese when you can dig into processed mozzarella?

6. Cinnamon Toast Crunch Cereal (or any other similar sugar-laden cereal) -- Because sometimes it's fun to be bad.

7. SpaghettiOs -- It'll take you back to childhood, especially if you throw in a cut-up hot dog or two.

8. Sloppy Joes -- The original Manwich contains a full serving of vegetables -- but are veggies really necessary when we're talking about guilty pleasures?

9. Egg McMuffin --  It's a complete breakfast (sort of), but how do they get the egg so perfect and disc-shaped? You know what? Never mind.

10. Boxed wine -- If you drink enough of it, you can forget it tastes like swill.

What's your favorite food guilty pleasure?


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