Phallic Foods For A Crazy Bachelorette Party!

Brittny Drye

bachelorette partyI am in the midst of planning a bachelorette party for one of my best girlfriends. Even though she's not a big partier and I will likely plan a tea party or vineyard outing, I can't help but peruse the party dishes that are a bit more promiscuous than tea sandwiches and cheese.

Hey, one day (hopefully) I'll be a bachelorette and will want to consume phallic-shaped foods ... just want to see my options.

To start, munch on baby carrots paired with a white vegetable dip. For the main meal, you can make a meaty (heh) dish with strategically-placed hotdogs and meatballs with a side of penis-shaped penne pasta (say that five times fast). Try making macaweeni and cheese! Teehee.penis pasta

If the bride has a sweet tooth, there are tons of options, such as penis lollipops, cookies, and of course, a penis cake. Make the drinks frisky with sexy ice cubes (or use the molds to make Jello-O shots). Just don't forget the penis straws!

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If you're married, did you have phallic edibles at your bachelorette party? For the single ladies, would you want this sort of thing at yours?


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