It's a sad, sad day, everyone!!!! Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart have really broken up, you guys!!!! No really. No REALLLY. Do you notice all the soggy tear marks over these sentences?!!! Do you notice all the exclamation points to try to convince you we really believe this latest bit of gossip, and that we're absolutely distraught?!!!! Okay so, no, it's probably just all bullshit again. Or a day that ends in "a-y." Yes, we know we all have a right to be skeptical. But we have to go with this, you know, because it's our duty to the entire Bella and Edward-loving world. We have to be positively wrecked by this news even though these two break up every other day and it doesn't surprise us in the least.

Yet there is one thing about this recent rumor that makes us wonder if this time, it's really, kinda, sorta true, and that's ....

After three long years of bizarre deaths, vampires, werewolves, rebirths, ghosts, and doppelgangers, the gang of Mystic Falls finally gets to do something normal -- graduate high school!

Tonight's episode of The Vampire Diaries wrapped up some of the season's biggest mysteries, like who will Elena choose now that she has her humanity back? Is Bonnie really dead? Will anyone ever take the cure? Is Silas no longer a problem?

And even though we finally got the answers we were looking for, in true season finale fashion, there were a few cliffhangers that will leave us guessing until the fall!

Needless to say, SPOILERS ahead!

They say a picture is worth a thousand words, but these just-released photos from True Blood season 6 are worth so much more ... a thousand drops of blood, perhaps? These super-hot pics pack some serious hints about the perilous plot twists and risky romantic entanglements to come. Like this shot of Tara, Sookie, and Lucy, for example: By looking closely, we can tell that the three vamps are watching something shocking and dangerous go down ... and that Tara has developed a taste for leopard print pants. (That's gotta be Pam's influence!) Anyway. Just wait until you see the rest of 'em!

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SPOILERS. Stop here if you haven't watched tonight's episode.

WOW! is really all I have to say after this episode of The Vampire Diaries (as per usual). Who thought that Bonnie would finally be able to control her magic and really be able to drop the veil between the living and the dead. We were finally able to become reunited with some of of our favorite Mystic Falls regulars, Grams, Alaric, Jeremy and Lexie!

Elena gets her humanity back, and we are reunited with some of our favorite series regulars. It can't get much better than that, right?

Not so fast ...

Ever since we first started buzzing about who would play Christian Grey, Ian Somerhalder has been acting like he's got the role locked down. And even though Alex Pettyfer was cast by Gus Van Sant as Christian in his test film to impress producers, Ian is still acting like he's been personally handed the part by E.L. James. More proof: He wrote a vague tweet that sent Team Ian into a tizzy the other day.

The Vampire Diaries heartthrob updated his followers with, "bye-bye Barcelona- back to LA to break down the new movie with the one and only Ivana Chubbuck (my acting coach and guru)." In other words, his very own Elena Lincoln?!?! Ha! But seriously ... what new movie?!

I think we can all agree that Alexander Skarsgard is pretty much perfect, right? Good. So allow me to blow your mind a little bit when I say that he's even more perfect in person. The Stir (me) got to meet him at a press event for his latest film What Maisie Knew. Let's just say there was a lot of thoughts going on that day, but in all fairness, one of them was professional. Would he look or act anything like his film or TV characters, particularly that of Vampire Eric on True Blood, the role that cast him into the spotlight and into our hearts? Is he as laid-back as he always seems? Will he wear skinny jeans?

Oops, that's veering into the non-professional again ... so without further ado, here's a list of what you can expect if you are ever so blessed in life to meet Skarsgard in person so you can make sure you keep yourself together. Because damn he's like a drug (from what people tell me).

Okay, I'm not sure who's in charge of producing the teaser trailers for True Blood (hey, what a cool tongue-twister! Teaser Trailers for True Blood, Teaser Trailers for True Blood) but I would love to thank them personally for finally -- FINALLY -- releasing the FULL TRAILER for True Blood season 6!! As in a big fat 1 minute and 31 seconds!!

Don't get me wrong, the various 45-second clips have been nice and all, like a trail of breadcrumbs scattered for starving Truebies, but this ... THIS is what I'm talkin' about. This gives us a lil' sumpin' sumpin' to chew on, y'know what I'm sayin'?

In fact, I counted at least 7 standout moments:

When 7-year-old Onata Aprile entered the hotel conference room for press interviews for her new movie What Maisie Knew, she was more concerned with resuming her doodle of a "crazy town" than the fact that Alexander Skarsgard was sitting right next to her. I mean! He might as well have been the janitor for all she cared, scribbling away, head down.

Okay, granted she's 7. But meanwhile it was all every other woman in the room could do to keep themselves together being just mere feet away from such a stunning specimen of manhood. But Skarsgard did not hesitate to make clear that Onata, with her perfect pout and eyes that pierce your soul, was the real star in the room.