Did you hear? LeAnn Rimes sent Brandi Glanville flowers for Mother's Day! Dawww ... Maybe we're on the brink of a reconCibriation between those two. It was the perfect gesture from LeAnn, following Brandi declaring a Twitter truce with her. Or, I don't know if I'd call it a truce so much as a detente. Anyway, Brandi said she was going to stop all the Twitter drama with LeAnn.

Except ... Brandi just couldn't take LeAnn's flower gesture at face value and be gracious about it. She tweeted, "I thanked @leannrimes on twitter4 my flowers. Our relationship is that we still dont even say hi at baseball. I dont have her number-thats it." Wow, the back-handed thank-you. Well played, Brandi. Well played. (Golf clap) LeAnn tweeted that Brandi never actually thanked her, not that that's why she sent the flowers -- and then she deleted that tweet. Anyway, here's how Brandi could have responded instead.

Surprise, surprise, Farrah Abraham is a big fat liar. At least according to her sex tape co-star, James Deen, who was completely blown away by the media frenzy caused by Farrah purchasing a pregnancy test earlier this week. Apparently faking a leaked sex tape and then lying about a potential porn star love child is not cool.

"To say you’re potentially pregnant is not something to joke about," he said. "It’s not a game anymore."

But unfortunately, it is turning into a game. A sick, twisted, media-infested game. And it's scary how good Farrah is becoming at it.

The semifinals results show tonight was also the 300th episode of Dancing With the Stars, so the stakes were high. Only four of the five couples made it through and into the finals next week. 

Results aside, it was more entertaining than most results shows. The AT&T Spotlight Performance showcased 10-year-old dancer Sophia Lucia who was as adorable as she was talented. Somebody better get that girl a contract ASAP. We also saw The Wanted perform their hit, "Fill a Heart," and Avril Lavigne belt out her new single, "Here’s to Never Growing Up." Of course, there was the elimination too (SPOILERS AHEAD).

It was off to whine wine country this week for the ladies of The Real Housewives of Orange County. Well, all of them except for Alexis Bellino, because no one was crazy enough to try and make that happen after the big gym-warming party fiasco.

From the get-go Tamra Barney was whiny about Vicki Gunvalson's involvement in their business, Wines by Wives, which was the purpose of the trip. Of course, Gretchen Rossi was there egging Tamra on any chance she got. Vicki did seem a bit uninterested in the whole thing based on what we saw, but she also was there all alone while everyone else was coupled up and was clearly having a hard time dealing with that. Can you blame her?

When Vicki announced she had to leave, Tarma was pissed. Instead of telling her they needed to talk or schedule a business meeting where they could sit down and calmly discuss things, Tamra -- once again -- flipped out.

Oh Mah Gah! It's a match made in heaven: Former Bachelorette Emily Maynard and Millionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger had a meeting of the minds recently. The two met for drinks with Kim Kardashian's buddy Jonathan Cheban (yeah, I have no idea). "Giving dating advice to my fav pals @jonathancheban @emilymaynard," Patti tweeted. "Great dinner at Beverly grill. Do you think they should come on mm?" Emily, say yes, say yes!

Who wouldn't want to see Em on Patti's fun high-stakes dating show? I can't believe it hasn't happened already. Patti is a blast (I'm such a fan), but beneath the Kewpie-doll eyelashes is a very savvy and wise matchmaker. She could really make it happen for Em. But is Emily really ready to find luuuuv?

Awww, you guys. Bachelor Sean Lowe and Catherine Guidici are really, really cute. I think I'm finally starting to believe they might actually make it as a couple.

Now that Sean's been kicked off Dancing With the Stars, he's been able to spend more "quality time" with his fiance -- and what quality time it is! He's been pulling out all the stops for his lady lately.

Kristen Wiig returned to Saturday Night Live last night as host. It was great to see her back. She and her former crew tackled a lot too -- from the Benghazi hearings, which included Jodi Arias and even the Ohio kidnappings, to the return of the Target Lady, it was a packed night.

One skit, however, stood out for its spot-on hilarity -- a tribute to Mother's Day. In it Wiig appears in a 1-800-Flowers commercial to celebrate the holiday. "This Mother's Day I'm going to show my mom how much I care with a little help from 1-800-Flowers," Wiig says. Then she gives the bouquet to her mom (played by Kate McKinnon), and a scenario that's all-too-familiar to many of us ensues.

Well that was a close and dramatic one. It really looked like The Real Housewives of New York City was going to be cancelled due to the ladies and Bravo fighting over their salaries. It was down to the wire Friday with Bravo threatening to axe heads if they didn't sign their contracts that day. Fortunately, one by one, they did -- but not without a little drama.

According to Us Weekly, Ramona Singer was the first to sign early Friday. That's not surprising, as I don't think she does it so much for the salary as for the publicity for her other businesses. And because I think she just gets a kick out of it. Countess LuAnn de Lesseps, Sonja Morgan, and Aviva Drescher all also signed without much fanfare. 

Two of the other RHONY ladies, however, dragged their heels all day, and didn't give in until the final hours on Friday.