With only a couple weeks to go before the premiere of The Bachelorette, it's pretty safe to assume that Desiree Hartsock has finally found her prince and is engaged and ready to live happily ever after and all that bullsh&* good stuff.
I mean, who wouldn't want to marry Des? She's cute. She's super sweet. And she's outdoorsy and fun and has all kinds of other desirable qualities that most dudes find appealing in a wife.
Surely one of the 25 men on her season had to sweep her off her feet, right?
Maybe, maybe not.
*Warning: SPOILERS AHEAD*