Good GAWD. It might have taken a few weeks to really get going, but Bachelor in Paradise is seriously the best thing to come out of reality television in a long time.
Tonight's episode had plenty of "Are you freakin' kidding me?" moments worth noting, including Kalon McMahon falling in love with himself all over again. But by far, the most dramatic part of the show was when, during a "private" conversation with Zack, AshLee Frazier called Clare Crawley out for "fu&%ing" Juan Pablo Galavis in the ocean.
OMG. And then she went and yawned while saying, "I'm surprised there's not a camera on us" -- and I seriously almost got off the couch and cheered.